Diaper Change #10 - Death Penalty

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #10 aka WWMSU #10)

Ok, this one hits really close to home. As insensitive as this is to the plight of women violently treated like I was, I can only say from my own experience that I wish I'd seen an image like this before I made my choice to abort. As traumatized as I was, maybe something would have snapped inside me and I'd have realized that it wasn't my child's fault that their father was the absolute worst sort of violent human possible.

I don't really believe in the death penalty, but if all death penalties were one day outlawed I'd vote for people who rape to be the exception. Anyone who rapes anyone, no matter the gender of those raped or the gender of the perpetrator, should be sent into the afterlife to deal with God as quickly as due process allows. It is perhaps the most grievous evil on earth in my mind and I am NOT alone in that sentiment.

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #10)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #9 - Personhood Nazis

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #9 aka WWMSU #9)

Like VBO #3, this one is also referring to the "Africans are only 3/5 human" laws that were codified in the United States and then borrowed by the Nazis to justify exterminating Jews. Truly, with a degree in historical studies I can emphatically state that the practice of declaring other humans as less than fully human in order to oppress or exterminate them goes back to the dawn of human history. Alas, nothing is new under the sun.

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #9)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #8 - Personhood POC

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #8 aka WWMSU #8)

Like VBO #3, this one is also referring to the "Africans are only 3/5 human" laws that were codified in the United States and then borrowed by the Nazis to justify exterminating Jews. Truly, with a degree in historical studies I can emphatically state that the practice of declaring other humans as less than fully human in order to oppress or exterminate them goes back to the dawn of human history. Alas, nothing is new under the sun.

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #8)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #7 - Women's Rights?

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #7 aka WWMSU #7)

This is almost the same as VBO #2 where "Women's rights? PALEASE!" is another poster she could have wrote. This little woman in the fetal stage of life is incensed that she is being excluded from the rights of slightly more developed and mature female humans. Really, what kind of thoughtless feminist would exclude an entire class of human females when fighting for reproductive health rights?

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #7)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #6 - Unjust Laws

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #6 aka WWMSU #6)

This could have been the image that started it all for the Vulgar Buzz. It clearly references the Babylon Bee post and image we have on our Welcome Page. The folks at Vulgar Buzz are simply a bit more forceful with their message is all.

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #6)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #5 - FFLM

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #5 aka WWMSU #5)

I guess since everyone else was getting in on it, VB figured they might as well get in on it as well. Of course this is not terribly sensitive to the whole BLM movement.  I have been considered as a person of color my whole life, trust me, I understand what it feels like. But the atrocities done to the unborn are at least as important as the atrocities done to people of color in my opinion. 

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #5)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #4 - MY Body

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #4 aka WWMSU #4)

Again, like we saw in VBO #1, our Derry Girl is obviously upset about everyone ignoring the fact that she is also a human female with a body. She is calling into question the mantra touted by thoughtless females "My Body, My Choice" because they are ignoring certain less privileged bodies who cannot voice their choice. This sort of "I'm big and you're little and there's nothing you can do about it!" attitude is being protested in no uncertain terms.

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #4)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #3 - Nazis

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #3 aka WWMSU #3)

This one is referring to the "Africans are only 3/5 human" laws that were codified in the United States and then borrowed by the Nazis to justify exterminating Jews. Truly, with a degree in historical studies I can emphatically state that the practice of declaring other humans as less than fully human in order to oppress or exterminate them goes back to the dawn of human history. Alas, nothing is new under the sun.

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #3)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #2 - ALL Females

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #2 aka WWMSU #2)

"Women's rights? PALEASE!" is another poster she could have wrote. This little woman in the fetal stage of life is incensed that she is being excluded from the rights of slightly more developed and mature female humans. Really, what kind of thoughtless feminist would exclude an entire class of human females when fighting for reproductive health rights?

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #2)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.

Diaper Change #1 - Choice

A Note About Diaper Changes

A mother isn’t bothered by a messy diaper or a child covered in vomit. We clean them off, sometimes singing to them or tickling them along the way and then we send them off to play.

As such a mom, I’m treating each Vulgar Buzz Original (VBO) as a child with a dirty diaper. I’m not bothered much by its stench and refuse to ignore the child because it is smelly or in this case, uttering crass vulgarities under dire duress. By the way, VBOs are also known as WWMSU's (What Would Michelle Say in Utero?) to honor our often referenced and Darling Derry Girl.

The Dirty Diaper (VBO #1 aka WWMSU #1)

This wee lass is obviously upset about everyone ignoring the fact that she is also a human female with a body. She is calling into question the mantra touted by thoughtless females "My Body, My Choice" because they are ignoring certain less privileged bodies who cannot voice their choice. This sort of "I'm big and you're little and there's nothing you can do about it!" attitude is being protested in no uncertain terms.

The Clean Diaper (WWFFS #1)

It was pretty easy to find the image used by The Vulgar Buzz and then copy the style with InDesign to make the more civil language version above. It isn't important which image helps a person make a better choice, it only matters that the message hits home before it is too late for the most vulnerable humans in the world.